Legal Prostitution
Posted by Maureen Azor
So basically as a server, your job is to sell not only the food, but yourself. The more charming you are the more your table will like you. Its basically a legal and, well, wholesome form of prostitution. So at what point do servers realize they've mastered the art, you ask? Simple answer: Numbers. These numbers include high tips and/or 7 digits. If your table has left you more than a 20% tip, you sold yourself well. If someone at your table has left you their number, well thats kinda creepy, but you have indeed sold yourself well. Good tips and phone numbers are where servers get their confidence. I've seen many a server bummed out due to crappy tips and even not getting a phone number in a while (seriously, I'm not even kidding). So when our managers say "SELL SELL SELL," they mean "Sell the food and yourselves so the company can make more money." Yes readers, prostitution is, in fact, legal.
You can find me on the corner of _____ and Huntington
(Only hint I'm giving you as to where I work Professor Porter)
Peace and Love,
Maureen "True Life: I'm a Server" Azor
Posted: November 5, 2009 10:35 am | 0 comments
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