Celebrity Kids (Someday you may have some)
Posted by Jessica Dusak
So I've been doing a lot of thinking. About Tom Cruise. Yes, I know this sounds like a perfectly normal cliche...thinking about Tom...but actually I've been thinking about what it would be like to be Tom Cruises kid.
Now, I'm sure the obvious answer would be :Rich! I was thinking more like, damaging. Your entire life is documented. Every outfit your mother ever bought from Armani. Every trip to Auntie Oprahs couch; but what about when you are older? How about that day that your Dad said he couldn't come to your recital and because of the power of the paparazzi and the internet you can really find out he was vacationing in the alps with a bunch of half naked women? (Well, maybe not Tom Cruise).
The point is a celebrity kid can fit together all of those pieces like a private investigator. Want to know why your mom was cranky all through your 2nd grade year? Oh, that's because she had a stinky movie out, was caught not wearing underwear and went to rehab. Hmm....All you really ... more »
Posted: December 18, 2008 8:16 pm | 0 comments
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